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Steelers fan?

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by steelmagoo, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. steelmagoo

    steelmagoo Enjigneer

    Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Bethel Park when one is
    suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
    boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it
    breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.

    A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Penguins Fan
    Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook.
    "But I'm not a Penguins fan" the little hero replied.
    "Sorry, since we are in Pittsburgh I just assumed you were", said the
    reporter and he starts writing again.
    "Steelers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack".
    "I'm not a Steelers fan either" the boy said.
    "Oh, I assumed everyone in Pittsburgh was either for the Penguins or
    the Steelers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
    "I'm a Browns fan" the child said.
    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
    Bastard From Ohio Kills Beloved Family Pet."
     
  2. Fishing-Miller23

    Fishing-Miller23 It's Miller Time!

    Good one, that's funny. Go Browns!
     

  3. Thats right PITTSBURGH ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Whaler

    Whaler Whaler

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    What's a Pittsburgh?
     
  5. Paul Anderson

    Paul Anderson Logan's Dad

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    A Pittsburgh is a thing that squashes brownies twice a year. :)
     
  6. Whaler

    Whaler Whaler

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    Paul, the Brownies bow out early in the season. The Steelers wit until the big game to Choke!
     
  7. Procraftboats21

    Procraftboats21 Original OGF Member

    haha well said Paul, they're in for another beating this year. Our defense is nasty
     
  8. Glade I don't like the sorry steelers or sorry brown.
     
  9. basstrackerman

    basstrackerman marshall

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    im a steelers fan and that was great!!!