Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Bethel Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Penguins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Penguins fan" the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Pittsburgh I just assumed you were", said the reporter and he starts writing again. "Steelers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack". "I'm not a Steelers fan either" the boy said. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Pittsburgh was either for the Penguins or the Steelers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Browns fan" the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Ohio Kills Beloved Family Pet."