$40! ?
Ahhh c'mon for sure,,, use your imagination.
A 1/4" thick piece of aluminum plate or even 1/2"-3/4" plywood & a jig saw,,,,, & some 2x4 pieces of wood should work,,,, you could build the same thing.
Then Screw it to a tree, or the back of the garage,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so the Wifee don't choke ya! ;>)
Hec,, If your REALLY BRAVE,,,, just cut those slots in the side of her dryer!!! lmbo,,,,
I like the Youtube video where the squirrel hunter just throws them into a pot of very hot water for 5 minutes.
HE SAID, It loosens the skin & it pulls off like a rabbit.
IF I could get my lazy Butt outside & pop a few,,,, I'd see how that one works.?