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Speeding Ticket

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Ol' Whiskers, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the
    Georgia/South Carolina state line.

    When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered
    that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

    The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver
    would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

    The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead
    and didn't have anything to juggle.

    The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car
    and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the
    Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol
    car, a drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance
    briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got
    in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
    opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

    The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no way
    I can pass that test!