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Spaghetti

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
    > > years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
    > > that
    > > she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,
    > > he
    > > paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
    > > the
    > > child.
    > > If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
    child
    > > support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
    > > know
    > > when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
    > > mail
    > > him a
    > > post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange
    > > for
    > > child support
    > > payments to begin.
    > > One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    > > Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
    > > just
    > > give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
    > > The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned
    > > white and fainted.
    > > On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
    > > meatballs, one without.
    >
     
  2. JBJ

    JBJ

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    Ouch! I'd hate to be in that guy's shoes.