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Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, Apr 26, 2004.

  1. Worm Drowner

    Worm Drowner Banned

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    10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

    9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of
    women without bonnets.

    8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

    7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

    6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

    5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to disco!."

    4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

    3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause
    the beard ain't listening."

    2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under
    the influence of cottage cheese."

    1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards
     

  2. Lewis

    Lewis ORIGINAL TEAM OGF

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    Worm knows...
    He went to school at "Yoder Dame"
    "Home of the fighting Amish"
     
  3. rockbass

    rockbass Banned

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    That is hilarious! :D
     
  4. britt

    britt

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    How 'bout this one.

    What goes: Clippity-clop, clippityclop, clippityclop. BANGBANGBANGBANG. Clippity-clop, clippityclop, clippityclop. BANGBANGBANGBANG.


    An Amish drive by.