SENIOR DRESS CODE >Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 50, or hovering >near 60) are >quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're >unsure about the >kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are >correct as we try to >conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on >the street's, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be >avoided: > > 1. A nose ring and bifocals > 2. Spiked hair and bald spots > 3. A pierced tongue and dentures > 4. Miniskirts and support hose > 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads > 6. Speedo's and cellulite > 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar > 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor > 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge > 10. Bikinis and liver spots > 11. Short shorts and varicose veins > 12. Inline skates and a walker > And last, but not least, my personal favorite: > 13. Thongs and Depends > >Please keep these basic guidelines foremost >in your mind when you shop.