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Senior dress code

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    >Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 50, or hovering
    >near 60) are
    >quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're
    >unsure about the
    >kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
    >correct as we try to
    >conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on
    >the street's, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be
    > 1. A nose ring and bifocals
    > 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
    > 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
    > 4. Miniskirts and support hose
    > 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
    > 6. Speedo's and cellulite
    > 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
    > 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
    > 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
    > 10. Bikinis and liver spots
    > 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
    > 12. Inline skates and a walker
    > And last, but not least, my personal favorite:
    > 13. Thongs and Depends
    >Please keep these basic guidelines foremost
    >in your mind when you shop.
  2. Man thats just plain funny. Kinda mean to, but who cares it was damn funny.

  3. AAAAWWW MMMMAAANNNNN ! ! ! ! ! Gotta get rid of the "spiked" 'do..... :mad: bummer......