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senior dress code

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Seniors Dress Code :

    Many of us "old folks"
    (those hovering near 40, over 40, or WAY over 40)
    are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.

    We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting
    and whether or not we are correct as we try to be hip and

    conform to the trends & fashions that designers in NYC,
    California, &/or Paris inflict upon the world.

    So a sincere study was made of the situation and here
    are the results. I don't want to burst your bubble,

    but despite what you may have seen on the streets,

    The following combinations DO NOT go together and thus
    should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals

    2. Spiked hair and bald spots

    3. A pierced tongue and dentures

    4. Miniskirts and support hose

    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

    6. Speedos and cellulite

    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder
    surgery scar

    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

    10. Bikinis and liver spots

    11. Short shorts and varicose veins

    12. In-line skates and a walker

    13. Thongs and Depends

    Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your
    mind when you shop.

    Thank you.
  2. Lewis


    Good ones Dale! :D :D :D

  3. JBJ



    Many of the kids I see wearing these "midriff's" need to keep this in mind as well...
  4. Corey

    Corey OGF Team-Charter Member

    I dunno........I think in-line skates and a walker would be fun to watch and fun to try!
  5. never try to play soccer on in line skates