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Secret To Long Life

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by XeniaCatter, Jun 30, 2005.

  1. XeniaCatter

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    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.

    He left 4 children, 20 grand-children, 30 great-grandchildren, 10 great-great- grandchildren and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.