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Sad Day In The Comedy World

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ARGEE, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. Rodney Dangerfield Passed Away..never Got No Respect..his Wife Once Said To Him.ready For S-e-x Rodney?he Says Yes Honey,then I Will Let You Have Your Privacy While I Leave The Room His Wife Would Rodney,i Got No Respect..when I Was Born The Doc Smacked Me In The Face Instead Of The Behind..and Just Last Week My Dog Threw The Stick And Made Me Go Get It...
  2. yes ... he will be missed :(

  3. Tee

    Tee Team OGF

    Yeah I heard the new this morning. Its a tough day. :( He was a great comedian. He will be missed.

    I though one of his best movies was Caddyshack. Liked the part where he was driving his yacht and creating havic in the bay. He almost smashed that other guys small boat and drops anchor right in the middle of that small boat and says "hey buddy, your boat scratched my anchor" as the little boats sinks.... :p
  4. Fishpro

    Fishpro Northcoast Madman

    He was Great! I think his funniest line was, " Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"!!!! :)
  5. crankus_maximus

    crankus_maximus Crankus Baitus Maximus

  6. -I went to my doctor. He told me I had cancer and only had six months to live. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He told me I was ugly, too!

    -I was going to work this morning and the handle to my briefcase fell off. The door to my car fell off. Then the door to my office fell off. There's no way I'm going to the bathroom today!!!!

    -We were so poor growing up that if I weren't a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with growing up!

    -My wife and I smoke after sex. I'm still going on a pack-a-month. My wife is on a pack-and-a-half a week!

    Check this site out for more

    R.I.P. Rodney.
  7. Comedy Legend Rodney Dangerfield Passes Away

    LOS ANGELES---Beloved comedian Rodney Dangerfield passed away today at 1:20pm at UCLA Medical Center following a difficult recovery from heart valve replacement surgery performed on August 25. He was 82 years old. According to his doctors, Rodney suffered a small stroke post operatively and developed infectious and abdominal complications from which he did not recover.
    The Dangerfield family extends their heartfelt thanks to Rodney's team of doctors, especially Dr. Hillel Laks, Dr. Jamie Moriguchi, and Dr. David Kelly as well as all of the devoted nurses in the Cardio Thoracic Intensive Care Unit at UCLA Medical Center who provided such fastidious and compassionate care.

    Following his heart surgery, Dangerfield slipped into a coma. However, over the last week, he was showing early signs of neurological improvement due to the innovative Real Time EEG Neurofeedback sessions performed by specialist Margaret Ayers. Ayers was brought in on September 26 by Dangerfield's wife, Joan.

    According to Joan Dangerfield, "What Margaret was able to accomplish with Rodney was truly astounding. When Rodney emerged, he kissed me, squeezed my hand, and smiled for his doctors. To her, I will be forever grateful for giving us those moments."

    On his last day, Rodney was surrounded by his family, including his children, Brian and Melanie, his father-in-law Smokey, his niece Suzie and his wife, Joan. "As we were all gathered around his bedside, one of Rodney's favorite Frank Sinatra albums was playing in the room. Rodney slipped away during the song "Come Fly With Me."

    Dangerfield has bravely faced some health challenges in recent years, including abdominal aortic aneurism surgery in 1992, a double-bypass heart surgery in March of 2000 and an operation three months later to correct another aneurysm. He also suffered a mild heart attack in November of 2001 just before his birthday. In addition, UCLA's chief of neurosurgery performed a rare extracranial-intracranial brain bypass on Dangerfield in April of 2003 to increase blood flow and lessen the risk of the recent heart valve replacement.

    Born Jacob Cohen on November 22, 1921 in Babylon, Long Island, NY, the King of "No Respect" and classic one-liners began his career at the age of 15 when he started writing jokes. At 17, he started performing at amateur nights under the name "Jack Roy." At 19, he had two jobs, one as a comic who couldn't make a living, and the other as a singing waiter. Rodney traveled the comedy circuit for 10 years, but reluctantly gave up showbiz for a more stable income, selling aluminum siding.

    It wasn't until the age of 40 that Dangerfield made the decision to relaunch his career as a performer and comedy writer for the second time. He spent his days in a business office and his nights working in New York clubs. Determined, Rodney opened his own club, the now famous Dangerfield's on First Avenue in Manhattan. One of the first comedy clubs, Dangerfield's was a huge success and, virtually paved the way for comedy club venues across the country. Rodney introduced many of today's comedy stars to live audiences and television for the first time on his HBO Young Comedians Specials such as Tim Allen, Roseanne, Jim Carrey, Sam Kinison, Jerry Seinfeld, Louie Anderson, Jeff Foxworthy, Bob Saget, Rita Rudner, Robert Townsend, Andy Kaufman, Bob Nelson, Andrew Dice Clay, Carol Leifer, and others.

    Dangerfield's feature film credits include starring in the classic hit film comedy, "Caddyshack," as well as "Easy Money," which he co-wrote, the mega-hit "Back to School," (one of the first comedy features to gross over $100 million), and Paramount's "LadyBugs." Critics also praised his realistic portrayal as the "father from hell" in Oliver Stone's "Natural Born Killers." He went on to star in several other films, including "Meet Wally Sparks," "My Five Wives," "Little Nicky," with Adam Sandler ,and "The 4th Tenor."

    Besides being a Las Vegas headliner for over 20 years, Dangerfield also made countless appearances on talk and television variety shows. His first big break was on the "Ed Sullivan Show" which he did 16 times. Rodney also appeared on "This is Your Life," "What's My Line," "The Dean Martin Show," "Saturday Night Live," and a record 70 times on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson." He has also appeared a record 28 times on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," being one of the only entertainers to have an open invitation to appear on the show. He has also appeared on "LateNight w/ Conan O'Brien," "The Simpsons," "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn," The Single Guy, "Home Improvement," among many others.

    Rodney was the first entertainer to personally own a Website on the Internet, Launched in February of 1995, his state-of-the-art site has won numerous awards and distinctions as one of the most visited sites on the World Wide Web.

    Prolific and active until his recent surgery, Dangerfield had made appearances on "Still Standing"(CBS), and "The Family Guy" (Fox Television). He also made a cameo appearance in the forthcoming 20th Century Fox feature, "The Onion." In addition, Rodney had also been the subject of a forthcoming documentary on his life, entitled "Rodney Exposed." He also took on the role of executive producer of the MGM remake of his blockbuster comedy, "Back to School."

    Most recently, Rodney released his autobiography in June of this year, "It's Not Easy Bein' Me," A Lifetime of No Respect, but Plenty of Sex and Drugs (Harper/Collins) to rave reviews, becoming a national bestseller. Earlier this year, he had also sold the movie rights to the book. In addition, Dangerfield has recorded a special album of love songs, "Romeo Rodney," which was scheduled to be released on Valentine's Day of next year, only to surpass the famous gift of the airlifted hot tub he surprised his wife Joan with in 2003.

    Dangerfield won a Grammy Award for his comedy album, "No Respect," and was the recipient of the "Lifetime Creative Achievement Award" from the 1994 American Comedy Awards and was recently honored with the "Comedy Idol Award" by Comedy Central. His famous trademark white shirt and red tie are on permanent display at the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C.

    Dangerfield leaves his wife Joan (married since 1993), and two children from a previous marriage, Brian and Melanie, and 2 grandchildren, Joshua and Matthew. Memorial services are currently being planned in Los Angeles and will be announced shortly.

    Lyrics to Come Fly With Me:
    Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
    If you can use, some exotic booze
    There's a bar in far bombay
    Come fly with me, we'll fly we'll fly away

    Come fly with me, let's float down to peru
    In lama land, there's a one man band
    And he'll toot his flute for you
    Come fly with me, we'll float down in the blue

    Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied
    We'll just glide, starry eyed
    Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near
    You may here, angels cheer - because were together

    Weather wise it's such a lovely day
    You just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
    Down to acapulco bay
    It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
    Come fly with me, we'll fly we'll fly away


    yeah thats too bad.i really liked Rodney.his part in Caddyshack
    was the best!every scene he was in was good.he was telling
    some good stories on his most recent apperances on the late
    shows.the man smoked grass like a
  9. Miso_Ohio

    Miso_Ohio Green Eggs And Ham

    Sad Day indeed, here is the contents from an email I got from a friend today. Hope none of it is considered to offensive for this board.

    "My wife's cooking is so bad that all the flies in the neighborhood got together and patched our screen door."

    "I get no respect, I tell ya"

    "My wife likes to talk during sex. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

    "I get no respect, I tell ya. I told my dentist my teeth were turning yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie."

    "My kids are no bargains either. In school my daughter was voted most likely to conceive. I bought my son a BB gun for Christmas. He got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back."

    "So what?! So let's party!"

    "Hey Smells, you scratched my anchor!"

    "My wife's an earth sign and I'm a water sign. Together we make mud."

    When asked why he doesn't perform at his own comedy club more often, he replied....
    You kiddin? I can't afford myself!

    A Bartender asked me what I''ll have. I said "Surprise me". So he showed me a naked picture of my wife!
    I said, "Who told you that you could fool around with my wife". He said "Eeeevvverybody!!"

    "My wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car. She wants ME to drive."

    "Looks good on YOU though" (to the late, great Ted Knight)

    "I was such an ugly baby - My mother never breast fed me. She told me
    that she only liked me as a friend."

    "Hey that little Kangaroo stole my ball"

    "When I was born, I was so ugly the Doctor slapped my Mother"

    "My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said 'okay, you're ugly too!'"

    "Did someone step on a duck?"
  10. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon Hangin' With My Gnomies

    My favorite was , "Hey Your A MELLON" (from Back To School)-Us Mellons dont get much air time!
  11. steelmagoo

    steelmagoo Enjigneer

    It's not easy being me, I tell ya. When I was born the doctor told my mother he did everything he could but he still pulled through.

    You kiddin? I'm ugly, I tell ya, ugly. My mother breast fed me with a straw.

    I told my doctor I wanted a vasectemy, he said with a face like that I don't need one.