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Rules to live by........

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by britt, Jun 26, 2004.

  1. britt

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    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in
    the trap.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

    Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
    something.