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Roof,shingles, what the?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LakeRaider, Aug 30, 2004.

  1. LakeRaider

    LakeRaider EEEEEK!

    Ok. Roof time. Red, Order the shingles. Brick brown.
    Red" Hello roof people, we need shingles"
    Roof dudes "How many lady?"
    Red" Well, its a 4,000 sq.foot house,so ummm 4,ooo squares."
    Roofer dudes" Are you sure lady?"
    Red" Yes dammit' You deaf? we need extras too"
    Raider<><> I,m listening to this conversation and dying in the background! LOL
    Roofer dude calls me the next day at work (friend of mine) and saz"Hey, I,m shipping 400 square to your house, wait till she see's the bill" LOL
    I get a phone call at work this morning from Red and
    " Hey, the roofer dudes are here with the shingles and it don,t look like enough"
    "Raider" Well send them back for more!"
    Red "Hey ,these are black shingles" (she,s looking at the bottoms) "Send them back"
    Roofer dudes " Lady, it took all morning to load these, your,e getting black"!
    Red " Your a$$, I want brown"
    Roofer dude" It will cost ya' more"
    Red "My husband is paying, I want brown, just do it!"
    Jeez! Tooo funny! I,m still laffing, and on the couch for good! LOL Raider<><> :D
     

  2. I won't give the clues away that make this funny, black shingles...lol
     
  3. Ruminator

    Ruminator TeamOGF

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    You mean FOREVER!! ;) The color red usually indicates "hot", but me thinks Red is pretty "cool" right now!:D Get a sweater 'Raider, its going to be a l-o-n-g, c-h-i-l-l-y winter. :D