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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by camshaft, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in

    their bed. She puts on her robe and downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front

    of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She

    watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why

    are you

    down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating,

    and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears

    thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

    "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming

    easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of

    my car making love?"

    "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside

    him. The husband continues...

    "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said,

    'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20


    "I remember that too," she replies softly.

    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten out

  2. That is a true classic! My wife probably would not think the same though.:eek: