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Redneck Fish Story

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by H2O Mellon, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon Hangin' With My Gnomies

    A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Kentucky recently with two ice
    chests full of fish.
    He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the
    man, "Do you have
    A license to catch those fish?"
    Naw sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no, you must understand,
    these here are my pet fish."

    "Pet fish?" said the game warden "Ya, every night I take these here fish
    down to da lake and let them
    Swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this
    here ice chest and I bring them
    On home."

    "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that! Says the game warden. The
    redneck looked at the game
    Warden for a moment and said, It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show
    you. It really works."

    "Okay," said the game warden, I've GOT to see this!"

    The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
    several minutes, the game warden
    Turned to him as said, "Well?" "Well what?" said the redneck. The warden
    said "When are you going
    To call them back?"

    "Call who back?"

    "The FISH!"

    "What fish?"

    We rednecks may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb
    as most government employees.
     
  2. peon

    peon account delete

    thats great!!! :D
     

  3. A government employee. And you know what? This is funny stuff !@#$
     
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