Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come >upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size >of it. > > The first hunter says, " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the >bottom, I wonder how deep it is?" > > The second hunter says, " I don't know, let's throw something down and >listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom." > > The first hunter says, " There's this old transmission layin here, give >me a hand, and we'll throw it in and see". > > So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, >and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking >over the edge and they hear a rust ling in the brush behind them. As they >turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the >hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst. > > While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the >hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks >up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat >around here anywhere, did you?" > > The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing >here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a >hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" > > And the old farmer said, " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a >transmission! "