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Red Neck hunters

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Jan 26, 2008.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come
    >upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size
    >of it.
    >
    > The first hunter says, " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
    >bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
    >
    > The second hunter says, " I don't know, let's throw something down and
    >listen, and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
    >
    > The first hunter says, " There's this old transmission layin here, give
    >me a hand, and we'll throw it in and see".
    >
    > So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,
    >and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking
    >over the edge and they hear a rust ling in the brush behind them. As they
    >turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the
    >hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
    >
    > While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
    >hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks
    >up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat
    >around here anywhere, did you?"
    >
    > The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
    >here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a
    >hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
    >
    > And the old farmer said, " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
    >transmission! "
     
  2. lol. :D I figured it out b4 i was done reading.
     

  3. i can picture a farmer doing that
     
  4. fisherman5567

    fisherman5567 Fishin Everyday

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    So how deep is the hole?????? j/k lol