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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Shortdrift, Mar 23, 2005.

  1. > >> Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
    > >>
    > >> 1. Keep your priorities in order
    > >>
    > >> 2. Know when to act without hesitation
    > >>
    > >> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
    > >> teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he
    > >> flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there
    > >> was no Supreme Being. Addressing the ceiling he shouted:
    > >>
    > >> If you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
    > >> I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
    > >>
    > >> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
    > >> minutes went by.
    > >>
    > >> "I'm waiting, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"
    > >>
    > >> Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted again, saying,
    > >>
    > >> "Here I am!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
    > >>
    > >> His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
    > >> just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq
    > >> and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The
    > >> SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
    > >> from his lofty platform.
    > >>
    > >> The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked.
    > >> They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his
    > >> seat in the frontrow and sat silent. The class looked at him and
    > >> fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was
    > >> noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When
    > >> the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked:
    > >>
    > >> "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
    > >>
    > >> The Surpreme Being you challenged and taunted was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
    > >> your right to say stupid things and act like an terd ball!!! SO, HE sent me.> >>
     

  2. We need some more of that going around !!!
     
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    The adrenelin is still pumping.
     
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