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Poison

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, May 12, 2004.

  1. Worm Drowner

    Worm Drowner Banned

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    A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible
    is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
    The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
    The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
    The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's
    poisoning me, what should I do?"
    The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her,
    I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says,
    "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone
    for three hours. You want my advice?"
    The man said "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
     
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  2. katfish

    katfish Cats are where it's at!

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    In an effort to try to get me to stop smoking my wife used her reasoning.

    "Don't you know that women live an average of 3 years longer than men?"

    My only response was " Yes and some of us are glad to go!"
     

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