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Play it safe!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Corey, Apr 10, 2004.

  1. Corey

    Corey OGF Team-Charter Member

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
    has to do is open his mouth to be in trouble.
    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
    the wallet of every husband or "significant other

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about.
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a cappuccino with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

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