One day, a large panda dressed in a suede coat walked into a Chinese restaurant. He sat down and ordered a meal. Because of his large paws, he had a little difficulty with the chopsticks, but he eventually finished his food. As soon as his meal was finished, the panda reached into his coat pocket, pulled out a revolver and blew six holes in the waiter. He then pocketed the revolver again, and left. The manager, obviously and understandably baffled by this strange event, chased after the panda. 'Hey!' he shouted. 'What in the world did you do that for? All my customers are frightened to death and you killed my waiter!' The panda bear stopped, turned slowly, and growled: "I'M A PANDA-Look it up!!!" The man was curious, so after he had the roof repaired, buried his waiter, he went home. He immediately looked for his dictionary on his book shelf, and looked up "Panda" He read: "Panda - noun. Ailuropoda melanoleuca, a large, endangered species of bear indigenous to the Orient. Eats shoots and leaves."