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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by shake n bake, Nov 29, 2004.

  1. Two little kids are in the hospital, lying on beds next to
    each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans
    over and asks, "What are you in for?"

    The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out
    and I'm a little nervous."

    The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I
    had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and
    when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice
    cream. It's a breeze."

    The second kid then says, "What are you here for?"

    The first kid says, "A circumcision."

    And the second kid says, "Whoa, I had that done when I was
    born. Couldn't walk for a year."
    :eek: