close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

One more for the "old" guys

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WITH THIS ONE. :D

    Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,
    > > "Surely
    > > I can't look that old?" This woman has, read on...
    > >
    > > I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a
    new
    > > dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.
    > Suddenly,
    > > I
    > > remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had
    > been
    > > in
    > > my high school class some
    > > 40-odd years ago.
    > >
    > > Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
    This
    > > balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old
    to
    >
    > > have
    > > been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he
    had
    > > attended Lawton Senior High school.
    > >
    > > "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine," he gleamed with pride. > >
    "When
    > did
    > > you graduate?" I asked.
    > >
    > > He answered, "In 1961. Why do you ask?"
    > >
    > > "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
    > >
    > > He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled
    > son-of-a-bitch
    > > asked, "What did you teach?"
    > >
     
  2. Whaler

    Whaler Whaler

    2,902
    144
    1,248
    That's a good one!
     

  3. Had that happen to me!