Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida >> They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar -all >> drinks 10 cents.'They look at each other, and then go in, >> thinking this is too good to be true. >> The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on >> in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?' There seemed >> to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a martini. In >> short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis.. Shaken, not >> stirred,and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please'. >> The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at >> each other..They can't believe their good luck. They pay 40 cents, >> finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent >> martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, 'That's 40 cents, >> please.' They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they >> can stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they've spent less >> than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to >> serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?' >> 'I'm a retired tailor from Boston ,' the bartender said, 'and I always >> wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and >> decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, >> beer, it's all the same.' Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of >> the men. The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but >> notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks >> in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were >> there. >> >> One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and >> asks the bartender, 'What's with them?' The bartender says, 'Oh, >> they're all old retired farts from Ohio, they're waiting for happy >> hour when drinks are half price.'