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Old guys still think quick

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Toxic, Apr 27, 2008.

  1. Toxic

    Toxic Defensor Fortis

    An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees The pnd was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket
    to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. Hemade the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
    bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast.

  2. hilarious. Gotta respect the old guys!