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Ohio girls

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by TheKing, Jun 25, 2005.

  1. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
    their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from
    Alabama,
    and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the
    dishes
    and house cleaning that needed done at their house.

    He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
    to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.


    The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
    had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
    and the cooking.
    He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
    day
    it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
    done,
    and he had a huge dinner on the table.


    The third man had married an Ohio girl. He boasted that
    he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
    washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for
    every
    meal.
    He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
    see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
    and
    he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
    to
    eat,
    load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

    Got to love those Ohio girls!
     
  2. yea i know this first hand, my mother and father are very traditional. Mom stays in the house and cleans when she is not at work, and my father stays outside untill dinner is ready. When my grilfriend first started coming over for dinner she just looked at me and said "you know im never gonna do this right." She hates to clean and she doesnt cook. But she likes doing outside stuff. So i have a feeling we will both be really skinny and the inside will look like a train wreck. But the lawn will be clean cut and the house will always be freshly painted.
     

  3. gstrick27

    gstrick27 ITS BLUEJACKETS TIME!!!!!

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    hey, theking that explains why you havent been out fishing for awhile then. guess thequeen finnally had enough of the bachelor life style. hope the swelling goes down enough to get you out there in the morning.