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Note from WV paper

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Walter Adkins, Jun 15, 2005.

  1. I was sent this from a friend. He found this in a news paper in WV.
    DUNBAR, W.Va. - Larry Gaynor and his brother had to cut their latest fishing trip short after a black bear ate their food and guzzled their beer. Gaynor, 67, and his brother, Billy Bob Gaynor, 53, were camping at Summit Lake near Richwood on Friday when the bear wandered into their campsite at about 9 p.m.

    Hearing a noise, they looked outside their tent and saw the bear with its mouth clamped on their cooler. Larry Gaynor said the bear dragged the cooler 30 yards into the woods and flung it against a tree, scattering a case of Coors Light.

    "He only drank three cans," Larry he said. "He would've drank all of them if it would've been Budweiser."
    Billy Bob Gaynor said the bear ate all of their food so they returned to Dunbar the next day.
    "Either relocate them or let me eat them," he said.
     
  2. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon Hangin' With My Gnomies

    Now that would suck.
    Man, thats a good Budweiser ad. I wonder how they people @ Coors felt when they read that! Even the bear didnt like their beer!
     

  3. mrfishohio

    mrfishohio Recovering Fishaholic

    Billy Bob...........and Bud Wiser......I think he's fishing for a free case of beer.......
    :D
     
  4. "Either relocate them or let me eat them," he said

    That is a good one!
     
  5. mrfishohio

    mrfishohio Recovering Fishaholic

    That one will be read on Letterman or Leno soon.........
     
  6. Fishman

    Fishman Catch bait???

    bwhahaha this is quite possible the worse name in the world anyone could recieve! :D