There was a new wardon in the county who wanted to find out who the local poachers was. So he went to the local diner one mornin in his civillian clothes, and just sat around drinkin coffee and listenin to some of the locals gossip. Along about noon a feller come in, and it was obvious he had been huntin by the clothes he was wearin. And before he could get three steps through the door sombody says how many rabbits did you get this mornin bill? Bill said 25 is all. And the wardon stood up and walked over and said sir before you say anything else I think you orta know that im the new wardon in this county and bill said before you say anything else I think you orta know im the biggest damn liar in this county.