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New Computer Viruses

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by richards_graphics, Nov 14, 2004.

  1. richards_graphics

    richards_graphics Playin Hooky

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    NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES
    New computer viruses found:

    The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of
    mass destruction.

    The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
    little purple hearts to appear on screen.

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

    The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and
    re-counting.

    The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be
    back.

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

    The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
    slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
    care.

    The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy
    .. then discards it through Windows.
     

  2. rockbass

    rockbass Banned

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    That is freakin hilarious! :D Let's just hope this post does not get pulled because of the political references :rolleyes:
     
  3. Ruminator

    Ruminator TeamOGF

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    I'll let it stay. ;) ....."quits after two bytes" ....:D