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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by lawrence1, Feb 6, 2018.

  1. lawrence1

    lawrence1 Master Tangler

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    For talking smack!

    If you reel in a branch, I'll say, you caught a tree pounder.

    If you reel in a gob of vegetation, I'll say, you caught the moss monster.

    If you keep getting bungles, I'll say, it's like fishing with Jerry's kids.

    But my favorite, and the one that really fires them up is when I catch a nice one I'll proclaim, fishing against me is pretty much a spectator sport!

    Whatch you got?
     
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  2. After the other guy gets tangled up a few times I always say I should have left
    "-------" ( wifes name) home.

    Also if I'm outfishing them I always say Read my book, chapter so and so.
     
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  3. Saugeye Tom

    Saugeye Tom St clair dare

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    I always say....Here ill let you reel this one in....
     
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  4. fastwater

    fastwater My ears itch

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    For tangles...especially bad ones, it's...
    ..."hurry up and get that 'birds nest' undone...sea gulls are starting to circle".

    While plugging the banks bass fishing and partner keeps getting hung in overhanging tree limbs...
    ..." SHAKE that lure, bass are known to jump up in tree limbs for their groceries"...
    or
    ..."just thought I'd let you know, bass don't climb trees".
     
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  5. "would you like me to dig out the iPad - head to youtube - and find you a tutorial?"

    But far and above my favorite (vulgar) is...

    "So... You can F&%$ standing up in a hammock - but sooner or later, you gotta ask yourself - IS IT REALLY WORTH IT"
     
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  6. My favorite was when we'd take mom fishing, she wouldn't go that much but when she did, she always managed to catch the ever popular "tree fish".
     
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  7. When I see someone cast up into a tree---- "You'd make a heck of a squirrel fisherman"
     
  8. when someone throws into a tree, we call it canary fishing. when someone gets a backlash in their reel we call it a ball of spaghetti
     
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  9. Ftw112

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    When I’m crushing them and my buddy perpetually asks what I’m throwing, “Would you like me to cast for you too?”

    Also like to invite others to be my “net boy” as opposed to inviting them to fish.
     
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  10. Lazy 8

    Lazy 8 Professional Derailer

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    One time I was fishing with my buddy and I hooked a Muskie about 30' out. Had her on for about 20 to 30 seconds and she got off. Whenever anybody asked me why I didn't land her I always said, oh, if I'd had a better net man.
     
  11. fastwater

    fastwater My ears itch

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    Hey...that's what my brother told ST when he and I were fishing and he lost that big ole musky at the boat last year.:eek:
     
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  12. fish_fear_me

    fish_fear_me Senior Member

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    "Hold the fish in front of you and closer to the camera. It will look lots bigger!"
     
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  13. I say NOTHING..... The other guy owns the boat...
     
  14. Lazy 8

    Lazy 8 Professional Derailer

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    Bubba?
     
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  15. fastwater

    fastwater My ears itch

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    Yes... bro Bubba...
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    ...told him if he can power lift 500lb he should be able to lift a little fish into the boat.:p:D
     
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  16. When perch fishing and you get somebody that is missing bites and feeding instead of catching , I always ask if they want a application for sea world that way At least ya get paid to feed the fish
     
  17. CFIden

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    When somebody gets a birds nest in their reel I tell them they have a case of monofilementieses.
     
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  18. Hook N Book

    Hook N Book The Original Hot Rod Staff Member

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    Without a moat, can one really catch fish from a castle...?:eek:)
     
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  19. fastwater

    fastwater My ears itch

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  20. Lazy 8

    Lazy 8 Professional Derailer

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    Fastwawa - that's what you call a Bubba with built in guns.
    He would come in handy when you're splitting and carrying that wood! He could prolly split it with a judo chop.
     
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