My buddy Possum!!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by BassBlaster, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. In Central, SC, Possum called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"

    "Yes, Possum, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

    "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

    "Sure is, Possum."

    "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"


    "And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?"

    "That's right," said the lawyer."
    "But why are you asking?"

    "Well, I was thinkin .... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
  2. Columbusslim31

    Columbusslim31 Student of Finjitsu

    Yeah Budweiser owes a lot or guys a lot of money based on that principle. Not that I've had that much experience sleeping with ugly chicks. :D

  3. I don't know about you guys but I never went to bed with an ugly chick, I woke up with a lot of them thou!!!!