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Mick The Bartender and Paddy The Drunk

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Dec 13, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy".
    Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then". Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
    "Shoot" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
    He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. "Shoot, Shoot!"
    He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement. He falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus... I'm messed up !," he says.
    He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No freekin' way". But he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed".
    He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Forget this, I gotta stop drinking," and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
    Paddy says, "I did Jess. But how'd you know?"
    "Mick called...... You left your wheelchair at the pub" :D
  2. That sounds like something that would happen to me!!!!