Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you truly failed to understand this joke you may be a Michigan fan but in case you are not remember: What is the most common words uttered by Michigan graduates? A: Would you like fries with that?