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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Apr 21, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
    decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My friends
    encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was
    her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
    invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I
    was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to
    make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
    sister.

    I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs
    to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
    stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
    opened the door, stepped out of the house, and walked straight towards my
    car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
    hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
    We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family"

    The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.
     

  2. My wife was home from break from the convent and in her last year when I met her. I was invited to a hay ride at their farm and when I left after having a wonderful time I forgot my glasses and went back the next day and walked the fields with her.
    After that she left the convent and we started dating.
    She went off to nursing school and I went to Nam and we wrote so much all the time.
    Well. It's been 33 years now that this woman has put up with a crappie addict and a boy scout leader. She does merit badges with the boys and comes and knits many a times while I fish.
    I'm one of the lucky ones who has someone who can put up with a fishing fool.I only wish all who visit this site will be just as lucky.
    JimG
     
  3. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Jim:
    My story is real close to yours. Been married 35 years, during vietnam era, 25 years as a firefighter and way to many fishing trips! But we're still together. I guess I'm also real; lucky!
     
  4. That one brought a smile to my face! :D