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Man Couldn't See His Wife

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    A man left for work one Friday afternoon.
    But it was payday, so instead of going home,
    he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys
    and spending his entire pay check.

    When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night,
    he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged
    for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

    Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him,
    "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
    He replied, "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn 't see his wife.
    Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
    But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
    where he could see her a little out of the corner of his right eye.

  2. zipperneck52

    zipperneck52 fished with Noah

    :D I will NOT be asking the wife to read this 1 !!