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Loyalty In Marriage

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Columbusslim31, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Columbusslim31

    Columbusslim31 Student of Finjitsu

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    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
    months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,
    he
    motioned for her to come nearer.
    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?
    You have been with me all through the bad times.
    When I got fired, you were there to support me.
    When my business failed, you were there.
    When I got shot by muggers, you were by my side. When we lost the
    house,
    you stayed right here.
    When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know
    what?"
    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill
    with
    warmth.
    "I think you're bad luck, get the f@#% away from me."
     
  2. triton175

    triton175 STX 206 Viper

    Now that's funny!