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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Doctor, Jan 17, 2005.

  1. Doctor

    Doctor CJ Cat Attack Pack

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"

    The monkey says, "Smoking a joint -- come up and have some."
    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint.
    After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. So, the lizard climbs down the tree, walks through the
    jungle to the river and leans over to get his drink.
    The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the
    lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the
    matter with you ? The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting and
    smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing the joint.
    He looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says,
    "Duuuuuuuuuude!!.......How much water did you drink? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. bill_gfish

    bill_gfish Well, Gee Whiz!

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    sadly, I can relate. Of course that was way back when though. good one doc.

    bill
     

  3. zipperneck52

    zipperneck52 fished with Noah

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    Thanks Doc, I needed a history lesson....... :D