Living in Ohio..............

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by BigBassin144, Apr 29, 2008.

  1. Moved into our new home in Ohio . It is so beautiful

    here. The hills and river valleys are so picturesque. I have a

    beautiful old oak tree in my front yard. Can hardly wait to see

    the change in the seasons. This is truly God's Country.

    Oct. 14 - Ohio is such a gorgeous place to live, one of the

    real special places on Earth. The leaves are turning a multitude

    of different colors. I love all of the shades of reds, oranges and

    yellows, they are so bright. I want to walk through a ll of the

    beautiful hills and spot some white tail deer. They are so

    graceful, certainly they must be the most peaceful creatures on

    Earth. This must be paradise.

    Nov. 11 - Deer season opens this week. I can't imagine why anyone

    would want to shoot these elegant animals. They are the very

    symbol of peace and tranquility . I hope it snows

    soon. I love it here!

    Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. I woke to the usual wonderful

    sight: everything covered in a beautiful blanket of white. The oak

    tree is magnificent. It looks like a postcard. We went out and

    swept the snow from the steps and driveway. The air is so crisp,

    clean and refreshing. We had a snowball fight. I won! The

    snowplow came down the street. He must have gotten too close to

    the driveway because we had to go out and shovel the end of the

    driveway again. What a beautiful place. Nature in harmony. I

    love it here!

    Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it! The plow did his cute

    little trick again. What a rascal. A winter wonderland. I love

    it here!

    Dec. 19 - More snow - couldn't get out of the driveway to get to

    work in time. I'm exhausted from all of the shoveling. And that


    Dec. 21 - More of that white sh*t coming down. I've got blisters

    on my hands and a kink in my back. I think that the snowplow

    driver waits around the corner until I'm done shoveling the

    driveway. bass terd.

    Dec. 25 - White Christmas? More freakin' snow. If I ever get my

    hands on the sonofa***** who drives that snowplow, I swear I'll

    castrate him. And why don't they use more salt on these roads to

    melt this crap??

    Dec. 28 - It hasn't stopped snowing since Christmas. I have been

    inside since then, except of course when that SOB 'Snowplow Harry'

    comes by. Can't go anywhere, cars are buri ed up to the windows.

    Weather man says to expect another 10 inches. Do you have any idea

    how many shovelfuls 10 inches is??

    Jan. 1 - Happy New Year? The way it's coming down it won't melt

    until the 4th of July! The snowplow got stuck down the road and

    the sh*t head actually had the balls to come and ask to borrow a

    shovel! I told him I'd broken 6 already this season.

    Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house. We went to the store to get

    some food and a damn deer ran out in front of my car and I hit

    the bastard. It did $3,000 in damage to the car. Those beasts

    ought to be killed. The hunters should have a longer season if you

    ask me.

    Jan. 27 - Warmed up a little and rained today. The rain turned the

    snow into ice and the weight of it broke the main limb of the oak

    tree in the front yard and it went through the roof. I should have

    cut that old piece of crap into fireplace wood when I had the


    March 23 - Took my car to the local garage. Would you believe the

    whole underside of the car is rusted away from all of that damn

    salt they dump on the road? Car looks like a bashed up, heap of

    rusted cow crap.

    May 1 0 - Sold the car, the house, and moved to Texas .. I can't

    imagine why anyone in their freakin' mind would ever want to live

    in the God forsaken State of Ohio

  2. LOL!!! good one... if it wasnt for the ice fishing to keep my sanity I would think the same way.....

  3. that's freakin awesome, to bad my whole family is here or i'd be outta here too.