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Know who's driving.

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Jul 29, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Know Who Is Driving

    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
    >him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
    >hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
    >plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
    >
    >Then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the
    daylights
    >out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he
    >didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
    >
    >The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's all my fault. Today is my
    first
    >day driving a cab... for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."
    >