Kentucky State Trooper

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Hook N Book, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. Hook N Book

    Hook N Book The Original Hot Rod Staff Member

    A Kentucky State Trooper pulled a car over on I 64 about 2

    miles west of the Kentucky/West Virgnia state line.

    When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the

    driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to

    Lexington to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

    The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and

    asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he

    wouldn't give him a ticket.

    He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't

    have anything to juggle.

    The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked

    if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3

    flares, lit them and handed them to him.

    While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol

    car, a drunken good old boy from West Virgina got out, watched

    the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the

    rear door and got in.

    The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,

    opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

    The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail,

    'cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test." :D