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Joke from church

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by kernal83, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. A young boy is about to get his driver's liscense and wants to drive his father's car. The Dad tells the boy if if he gets his grades up from a C avg to a B avg, starts reading the Bible, and gets his hair cut he can have the car. The Boy agrees. Six weeks go by and the son approaches his father about the car.
    His Dad says, " Im real proud of you. Your grades have gone up, and I can see that you have been reading the Bible, but you still haven't cut your hair."
    The Boy responds "Well I have been thinking about that. I have read in the Bible that Solomen had long hair, Joseph had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair, so I think I should be able to keep my hair long!"
    The father responded "Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?"
     
  2. KaGee

    KaGee Monkeywrench Staff Member

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    Bet there feet were real sore too!
     

  3. Whaler

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