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Jesus is watching you!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, May 24, 2004.

  1. Worm Drowner

    Worm Drowner Banned

    A burglar crept into a huge, luxurious house
    one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor
    in the dark, he heard a voice saying,
    "Jesus is watching you."
    He looked around nervously, shook his head,
    and kept looking for valuables. He again heard,
    "Jesus is watching you."
    This time, he shone his light all over, and it
    finally rested on a parrot.
    He asked, "Did you say that?" The parrot admitted
    that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you."
    The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you?
    What's your name?"
    "Moses," replied the bird.
    "Well, what kind of stupid people would name
    a parrot 'Moses'?"
    The bird answered, "The same folks who would
    name a Rottweiler "Jesus'.!

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