A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, and plucks it from mid-air, and politely hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she discreetly pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make up for your chivalry,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares their life stories and quickly become enchanted with each other. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap. They talk all night and have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. I feel like I have known you for a lifetime. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No, of course not silly' she replies. . . Now you know what's coming.... Hang on.... 'You just happened to be the guy who caught my eye.'