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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by creekwalker, Mar 14, 2005.

  1. creekwalker

    creekwalker Moving water...

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    I am not promoting poaching, however, this is funny anyway. It took me a minute to get the punchline!

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    A Redneck was stopped by a game warden with two ice chests of fish, leaving a creek well known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

    "Naw, I ain't got none. These here is my pet fish."

    "Pet fish?"

    "Yea. Every night I take these here fish down to the stream and let ‘em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this here ice chest and I take ‘em home."

    "That's a bunch of crap! Fish can't do that!"

    The Redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth, friend. I'll show you. It really works."

    "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

    So the game warden follows the Redneck back to the creek. The Redneck poured the fish into the creek and stood and waited.

    After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

    "Well, what?" said the Redneck

    "When are you going to call them back?"

    "Call who back?"