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If you had what i got

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Stampede, May 4, 2004.

  1. Stampede

    Stampede The Fish Feeder

    Guy runs into a bar,goes up to the bartender and says"give me 12 shots of your best whiskey".The bartender pours out 12 shots,just as he's finishing pouring the guy starts slaming them down.Bartender says,boy your sure drinking those fast.The guy replies"if you had what i've got you'd drink fast too".Bartender ask,What do you got.Guy replies"about 75 cents! :eek:

    I've got another version of this but it's slightly "dirty".