Heard this one a couple of days ago, thought I'd share: A manager gets a call from his employee, a Chinese man. "Boss! I no come to work today! Terrible Headache!!" The manager replies, "I really need you today ..." "Terrible headache! No come to work!" The manager says "Look, whenever I'm feeling like that, I just go to my wife and ask for sex, then I feel all better. Thats what you should do. Try it and call me back." A couple hours later, the manager gets another phone call: "Boss! I feel better! I come to work!" The manager says "Good! So it worked out for you, eh?" The worker replies "Yeah! No headache! You have nice house!"