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"I no come to work!"

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by perry, May 2, 2005.

  1. Heard this one a couple of days ago, thought I'd share:

    A manager gets a call from his employee, a Chinese man.

    "Boss! I no come to work today! Terrible Headache!!"

    The manager replies, "I really need you today ..."

    "Terrible headache! No come to work!"

    The manager says "Look, whenever I'm feeling like that, I just go to my wife and ask for sex, then I feel all better. Thats what you should do. Try it and call me back."

    A couple hours later, the manager gets another phone call: "Boss! I feel better! I come to work!"

    The manager says "Good! So it worked out for you, eh?"

    The worker replies "Yeah! No headache! You have nice house!"

  2. Ho Ho Ho Yea A Real Hum Dinger