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How To Be A Good Sidekick

Discussion in 'Catfish Discussion' started by flathunter, Sep 20, 2005.

  1. flathunter

    flathunter Mellons mentor

    1. Catch all the bait, must throw a castnet properly to get shad. Live bait must be kept live, cut bait must be kept cool on ice.

    2. Do not paylake your mentor, give him the best spots, he is teaching YOU!

    3. Do not throw fits when you cast your bait into a tree.

    4. Make extra trips to the truck to get your mentors snuff that he forgot.

    5. Be on time

    6. Do not sleep while fishing, you might miss a lesson.

    7. Bring a watch.

    8. Bring a radio.

    9. Do not get jealous when your mentor catches a bigger fish.

    10. Do not try and net a 25-lb flathead in 4 inches of water.

    11. Do not snore, see number 6 above.

    12. Do not put nicks in your mentors line while he is not watching.

    13. Purcahse your mentor a new abu 7000 and a ugly stik tiger rod for christmas.

    14. Must not pass gas while sitting next to your mentor!!!!!!!

    15. Search out new flathead water close to your mentors house!

    16. Must not laugh while passing gas, see number 14 above!

    17. Keep quality line on your reels at all times, so your mentor does not have to watch you cry when you lose a fish.

    18. More to follow.
  2. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon Hangin' With My Gnomies

  3. flathunter

    flathunter Mellons mentor

    Hey Bryan, you do resemble alot of those!
  4. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon Hangin' With My Gnomies

    The watch thing is the one that got me..... For those of you that dont know we've been fishign together for 3 years or so & neither one of us have EVER brought a watch w/ us!
  5. RiverRat

    RiverRat Banned

    Why would you need a watch anyway?.......its time to go home when either the fish stop hitting or you run out of bait..its that simple.

    Jack you forgot one:
    You must purchase a good quality digital camera and be a good photographer to take picts of your mentors catches.