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Highway Patrolmen

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by APD1088, Aug 2, 2007.

  1. The wife got pulled over by the State Highway Patrol the other evening and the trooper came to the window and said ,"Do you know why I stopped you tonight?"

    The wife replied, "Of course. You want to sell me tickets to the highway patrolmen's ball."

    The trooper responded, "No Ma'am. Highway patrolmen don't have balls."


    The trooper walked back to his car and drove away. :D :D
     
  2. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    :D :D
    here's more women and cops.


    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

    The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
    Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
    Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

    Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
    Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
    Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
     

  3. hahaha to both.. NICELY DONE