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Heard at the Condo in Florida

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by steelmagoo, Oct 29, 2004.

  1. steelmagoo

    steelmagoo Enjigneer

    Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse, when Johnson lost $500 on a single hand! He clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued playing standing up.

    Finkelstein looked around and asked, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?" They drew straws and Miller picked the short one. They told him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

    Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me!"

    Miller went over to the Johnson’s condo, and knocked on the door. The wife answered and asked what he wanted. Miller declared: "Your husband just lost $500 playing poker, and is afraid to come home."

    Tell him to drop dead!" said the wife.
     
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