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Head these warnings!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    HEED THIS WARNING -

    Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Dept. suggestion that the
    following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
    containers:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    happened to your bra and panties.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
    idiot.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you love them.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
    converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    laughing WITH you.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
    butt kicked.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
     
  2. Been there, Ready to go again


    is it bad that I read the last one just fine?
     

  3. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Same here buddy! Makes you wonder doesn't it!
     
  4. Consumption of alcohol may make you think that 12" bass was 4#. :eek:
     
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