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handguns are better than women

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by shake n bake, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. ARE HANDGUNS BETTER THAN WOMEN??
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    > TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...
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    > #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR A NEW ..22
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    > #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR
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    > WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD
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    > #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE
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    > WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES
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    > #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF! YOU KEEP ANOTHER
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    > HANDGUN FOR BACKUP
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    > #6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO
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    > #5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE
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    > #4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH
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    > #3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
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    > #2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT
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    > the number one way a handgun is better than a woman
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    > #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN