Bwahahahaha! So, I was breezing through Field and Stream the other day and wandered into the kayak, canoe, paddle board section. A young lady was sitting in a kayak with a paddle and a sales associate was tending to her questions and concerns. There were 3 or 4 other sales associates looking like they wish they had something to do. The young lady asks if she needs a paddle leash. The guy with her had a deer in the headlights look (as though he'd never even heard that question before). So, one of the teenagers who had been hoping for something to trigger his relevance rushed in with a resounding, "Oh yes, I strongly suggest it for all my customers! It's a necessity!" He then went on to explain all the various situations where it was critical to have it. I was thinking, "I'm busy fishing while on moving water, and have NEVER felt the need for one." I almost interjected, but ultimately, I just shrugged and recognized that this was not my pie. So, I let them conduct their business. It just made me laugh, and I wanted to share it here.