good old frank

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by misfit, Dec 20, 2008.

  1. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going
    by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
    "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

    Passenger: 'Who?'

    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did
    everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you
    needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman
    every single time."

    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over
    everybody."

    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete.
    He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf
    with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced
    like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the
    piano. He was an amazing guy."

    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really
    special."

    Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a
    computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew
    all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat
    them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a
    fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he
    could do everything right."

    Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in
    traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem
    to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake,
    and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
    good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the
    wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly
    polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a
    mistake.
    No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet
    him?"

    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died.
    I'm married to his freaking widow."